what was it like?
like growing flowers in my chest and
forgetting to pull out the weeds.

(x)

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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ironicplanecrashes:

askgraphiteknight:

Wow.

what the fuck 

Your gun. It somehow froze me right at the moment I was about to explode, helped my body absorb the serum, stabilize. Your weapon saved my life.

fuku-shuu:


The Simpsons paid special tribute to anime in tonight’s “Treehouse of Horror” episode…Lisa’s outfit should seem very familiar ;) (Source)

The other series are of course Bleach (Marge as Rangiku), Naruto (Bart as Naruto), One Piece (Homer as Zoro), and Pokemon (Maggie as Pikachu).
ETA: I thought Santa’s Little Helper was a Pokemon at first, but now I’m not so sure, lol. It might be Haku from Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi/Spirited Away?

fuku-shuu:

The Simpsons paid special tribute to anime in tonight’s “Treehouse of Horror” episode…Lisa’s outfit should seem very familiar ;) (Source)

The other series are of course Bleach (Marge as Rangiku), Naruto (Bart as Naruto), One Piece (Homer as Zoro), and Pokemon (Maggie as Pikachu).

ETA: I thought Santa’s Little Helper was a Pokemon at first, but now I’m not so sure, lol. It might be Haku from Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi/Spirited Away?

m0rphlne:

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

*^^^^^^^

jonjonathanjon:

He’s going to come out any day here I can just feel it in my bones